®She’s not properly dressed, no hijab, no scarf, instead of you to preach to her, you are shouting “WOW!!! you look sexy…. Brother u are part of the problem.
®Rasulullah (saw) said “if you know what I know, you’ll laugh less and cry more”does that ring a bell in our head? do we have to see b4 we believe? Pls repent
® I want to have money, I want to marry a beautiful wife, I want marry a handsome guy, I want to buy a nice car, I want to build a big house, is that all we think about? We will all die & leave all these. Walahi…
® You think regret is when u did not marry the man/woman u wanted, or did not study d course u liked? NO! Regret is you reaching the grave without enough good deeds” # Subhanallah
®Rich, poor, pretty, ugly, slim, fat, literate, illiterate, white, black, ustaz, pastor, player, King, slave, DEATH does not care who u are, when its time, you are going”
® Someone is dead & you are alive, someone is sick & u are healthy, someone is lost & you are guided, why then are u sad coz someone is rich & you are poor? why are you ungrateful?
®Oh! see Benz, Chai see house, damn! see that babe/guy” the world is just a play & illusion, its beauty doesn’t last, don’t be carried away, seek Jannah”
®On Qiyamah, people will be naked, but the fear of judgement will not allow u look, have that fear now and stop asking, uploading or downloading nude pics…
®Haba! Qiyamah still far na, because Dajjal never come, Mahdi never show up, even gog and magog. I go Repent before then. Abi??? if you die tonight your judgement has started
®Body no be firewood ” Seriously? Is that why you commit zina? You no know say na d same body dem go carry do firewood 4 hell? Don’t allow yours to be among. #Repent.
®Did I pass maths & English? What’s ur jamb score? U graduate with 1st class? Haba! Those are the only things u care about? He memorised Qur’an. Do u
®Drive your mom go market, u go dey vex, but u Sabi do ajayi driver 4 girl from morning till night. Better #Repent.
®You never shed tears even once while reciting Holy Qur’an but Films dey make u cry, Hmmm check your Iman
®Eye liner, eye shadow, mascara, lip stick, concealer, blusher. powder, if u like do plastic surgery, if your heart is bad, you’re deadly ugly.
®You’ll finish your runs when it’s time 2 marry you’ll start searching for holy girl, Bros good women are for good men, if u carry holy girl, wetin holy man go marry??? #Repent.
®Allah can change you from Ajebota to Ajepako, it’s all test of life, don’t let your Ajebota life make u forget Allah, always remember Him & thank Him.
®If u’r not ready u can postpone your wedding date, graduation date, election date, but u can never postpone your death date, always be ready
®U feel depressed, instead of u 2 recite Qur’an or pray 2 rak’at n, u carry earpiece dey listing 2 Lil Wayne, Davido, wizkid, they needs help too, seek Allah alone. #Repent!
®If you don’t respect your parents, your life go bend, and you might end up in hell. #Repent!
®We are just striving & hoping for this world, we don’t know our fate, yet we sleep all night. Rasulullah (SAW) was promised Jannah yet he stood at night 4 salah till his feet got swollen.
®I have meeting! I have meeting!! Is that why u rush your salat
Thanks for your attention,funny abi bt take those lessons seriously & may Almighty Allah perfect our imperfections by granting us d very best here in dunia & thereafter.
By Dawud Waheed Olubodun